Friday, February 29, 2008

Cousin Stevie's Inflatable Bath Boobies


Rub-A Dub...Relax in the tub. Lay your head on these pillows! Suction cups secure pillow in place.

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Caesar Pleasure Machine (Black)


The ultimate in personal pleasure machines!
* Easy to use!
* Easy to setup!
* Easy to store under any standard bed frame!
* Enjoy alone or together!
* Bodine electric motor, extremely quiet
* 12lbs. per inch torque, with precision metal gearing for longevity and quiet running
* Remote control from: 0 pumps per minute to 280 pumps per minute max
* Remote control cord length: 6' with additional 15' cord length to the motor
* Leave remote plugged in and stored under the bed or night stand for ease of access when in the mood!
* Base is made from tubular metal with rollers for ease of under bed storage
* Base dimensions of 48" long by 40" wide for greater stability at higher speeds
* Total weight 54lbs (for stability at higher speeds)
* Mast and barrel mad! e of high strength light weight aluminum for ease of use
* Mast adjusts from 6" to 48" off the floor
* Can be used for any position while on the floor, in a chair, on an ottoman or in bed
* Can be used alone or with a partner or two, three or use your imagination
* Mast adjustment made easily by simple pull of a spring pin
* 180 degree barrel rotation/adjustment using simple handle lock
* Total collapsed height of 7" for easy under bed storage and privacy
* Set up in seconds from under a bed: simply roll out, set mast upright, raise barrel and lock
* Quality powder coating & chrome plating for beauty and ease of cleanup
* Comes complete with 7" Realistic Dildo With Balls & The Ultimate Male masturbator
* Will accept any Doc Johnson attachment that uses Vac-U-Lock or Pleasure2me toys Full one year warranty on parts and labor


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Vinnie the Stallion


I'm Vinnie da stallion, I got a big ole salami, And if ya don't believe me, Go ask ya Mammy! These plush creations are grown up toys of the finest quality that take a humorous swipe at the collecitble bean bag frenzy. These adorable, well-endowed animals are 9" tall and come complete with a swing tag and a naughty character poem.

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Seymore Butts' Desk Pen Set


Ass-cessorize your office!

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Hardcore Playing Cards


An asortment of Hardcore Sex. A Different Fuck Scene on every card! Orgies, Interacial, and more! These are guaranteed to turn a boring card game into an Exciting Evening!

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Cousin Stevie's Fuck You Toilet Paper


Stick it up you ASS!

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Houston's Nipple Rings - Pink


These adorable non-piercing nipple rings are adorned with a gorgeous butterfly. Available in pink and blue.

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Beginner B and D Kit: Complete Kit


GREAT SAVINGS! A complete collection of Bondage and Discipline Toys. A Complete Kit for the Amateur Slave and Master. Experience the pleasure of surrender and authority. Includes instructional B and D Video, paddle, cuffs, whips and more! This pack is valued at $120

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Fist


This is an actual size fist and arm, up to just before elbow. Great for smacking down bullies or other, more erotic pursuits. Use your imagination!

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Tighten Up Shrink Creme


Enhances Tightening Sensation and Heightens Sensitivity. Long Lasting Unscented Water Soluble Creme. Makes it Feel Just Like the First time!

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Houston's Nipple Rings - Blue


These adorable non-piercing nipple rings are adorned with a gorgeous butterfly. Available in pink and blue.

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18 inch Giant Double Cock


For the serious Player. For you and your partner or just you alone!

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Seymore Butts T-Shirt (XL)


Front: Seymore Butts - Back:"Staff Proctologist". SIZE: Extra Large

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

iBuzz


Using the iBuzz Vibrator is easy! The music activated orgasm machine! Plug into any MP3 player and turn on for vibrating fun! Compatible with any MP3 Player in the market. Connect this cool sex toy to your music player, turn on your favorite tune and let the vibrations take you to heaven. The iBuzz vibrates in time to your music, so you can get off while getting down. Turn up the music for stronger vibrations! The iBuzz is stimulating fun for him and her! Easy to use - plug in and play! The Vibration fuction works with or without music. Just turn on and enjoy the 7 amazing vibration patterns - press the arrow buttons until you find the one that suits your mood! Use the his-and-hers attachments to add extra excitement to your sex play! Turn him into a vibrator with the stretchy r! ing, and use the soft sleeve for sensitive stimulation. This includes iPod, iPod Mini, iPod Shuffle, iPod Nano and pretty much any portable music player you care to mention! You can plug this cool sex toy into your Walkman and your Discman, too! The iBuzz Vibrator comes with everything you need to start enjoying musical vibrations - iBuzz vibrating unit, Vibrating bullet with long white cord, Bumpy stimulating sleeve for her, Spiked cock ring sleeve for him, White cord to connect the iBuzz vibrator to your MP3 player, White Y-adaptor so you can plug your headphones in as well. Just add music and have fun!



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Slowpoke the Turtle


I'm "Slowpoke" the turtle, I may not win the race, 'cause with my big pickle, Slow and easys the pace!

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Bachelorette Party Balloons 3-Pack


Great fun balloons that will bring out the life in the Party!

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Walking Boobie


Eyebrows will raise when you let this little toy loose on the table.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Vivid Man Playing Cards


An assortment of the beautiful Vivid Men. A Different Hunk on every card! Fully Naked!

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Cousin Stevie's Fuckin' Mug


Good to the last drop.

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Sizzling Body Candy


Sizzling Sex Candy Pops and Pleases! Adds fizzy fun to foreplay! This powdered candy crackles and pops when you lick it. Sprinkle on your lover

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Mr. Limpy Mocha (Med)


Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I'm under a lot of stress lately... The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr. Limpy are limitles

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Mr. Elephant - RED (7543)


"Can I pet it?!" Sexy Fun For Just Peanuts! His grand old package should fit nicely into this trunk! Our polyester pachyderm puts FUN back into relationship with just one wink! USA made. One size fits 28-36.

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Granny Love Doll


G.I.L.F. Granny I'd Like To Fuck! She's had plenty of years to practice and she's ready for you. 3 Holes for your pleasures: Oral, Vaginal, Anal.

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Instant Hand Job, 2 oz.


Advanced formulation! Thick and slick unscented water based formulation with superior lubricity for long lasting stroking pleasure.

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Seymore Butts T-Shirt (M)


Front: Seymore Butts - Back:"Staff Proctologist". Size: Medium

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Do-It-Yourself Adult Movie Kit


Lights, Camera, Passion! This kit contains everything you need to create your own X-rated flick: a sexy soundtrack CD, script ideas, a genuine movie clapper with chalk, a 2 fl. oz. bottle of Hot Stuff

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Mr. Limpy Pink (Med)


Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I'm under a lot of stress lately... The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr. Limpy are limitless.

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Head Candy


Sweet Suck-Cess! Revolutionary NEW Way To Give Head! Your lover will eat it up...and YOU with it! Worn pressed against the teeth, Head Candy

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Sta-Erect Spray - 1oz.


Delay Spray For Men...Odorless...Tasteless...Greaseless...Increases Staying Power!

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Colt Anal Douche


Anal Douche
- Comfortable
- Easy to use
-Simple to clean

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Sphincterine Ass-Tringent-6 pk


Feel fresh all over...even back there! Stimulates and tingles Like An Astringent, but it's an Ass-tringent. Contains Aloe Vera and Other natural ingredients to Cleanse and Refresh...Formulated With Delicious Natural Spearmint Oil For A Fresh Minty ..Flavor ! A Refreshing Departure from Chemical Infused Wipes and Harsh Soaps Use Sphincterine as often as needed.... Which may be more often than you think!

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Scraps


All the best street fights from Bumfights volumes 1, 2 and 3 on one DVD! The greatest collection ever of street brawls, gang fights, 1 punch KO

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Firehose Undies


Goodness! Gracious! Great BALLS of Fire! Now you can be a hero without all that boring training. You won't even need a hydrant,truck or helmet.All you need is "A Hunk-A-Burnin-Wood" and get these FIREHOUSE UNDIES for a hot time tonight! In case of EMERGENCY call 911.

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Friday, February 22, 2008

Make Your Own Dildo


Number 1 Seller!! Create your own rubber dildo from your own penis! Safe, Easy and Fun!! Using the Body Double complete Dildo kit you can quickly and easily make a perfect, realistic, life size rubber copy of ANY size PENIS AND BALLS in inticate DETAIL!!! Do it yourself Dildo Kit: "BodyDoubles" dedication to providing top quality rubber compunds has gained it a solid reputation among medical and movie industries nationwide. Every BODY DOUBLE kit comes with simple to follow instructions and includes everything you need to make a perfect rubber copy of your penis and scrotum. The high quality and standards of Body Double products have proven to be safe, clean, fun to use and super realistic!

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Pecker Pleasure Pillow


This 2ft pillow is the perfect party starter. Great for him and her.

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Vibrating Pleasure Periscope


Explore the Innermost Hidden Recesses of your Pleasure Zones with The VIBRATING PLEASURE PERISCOPE!!! Made from Hygienically Superior Plastic Casing, this 4 Inch Scope provides Powerful, Pleasing Vibrations...while the Viewer Window and Inside Light allow you to Self-Examine as you Self-Stimulate!!! The VIBRATING PLEASURE PERISCOPE is powered by Swedish Erotica Battery Pak Technology, and boasts Push Button Controls for both Vibration and Light!! Click here for Batteries

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Sir Johnson the Lion


I stalk the serenghetti, Majestical and proud, The largest member of the pride, I'm abundantly endowed! These plush creations are grown up toys of the finest quality that take a humorous swipe at the collecitble bean bag frenzy. These adorable, well-endowed animals are 9" tall and come complete with a swing tag and a naughty character poem.

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29inch Giant Double Cock


For the serious Player. For you and your partner or just you alone!

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Jenna Jameson Antenna Doll


WOW! A JENNA ANTENNA DOLL! Watch Jenna pole dance on your antenna with this great stripper Jenna antenna doll! Just on the market. Jenna in her pink bathing suit proudly showing off her famous HeartBreaker tattoo will twirl her way around your antenna and dance for you while you drive! Get yours today!

Bio:
Height: Larger Than Life
Measurements: 36-24-35
Eyes: Green
Hair: Ever- Changing
Birthday: 4/9/1974
POB: Las Vegas
Hobbies: Shopping, Running Club Jenna
Movies: Scarface, Heathers, So I Married An Axe Murderer
Bands: Elton John, White Stripes, Lionel Richie
Motto: That's Right Bitches!!!!

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Gina Lynn's Lavender Eye Mask W/Ball Gag


Introducing the Gina Lynn Collection of high quality, durable, luxurious, versatile restraints with no boundaries.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Vivid Girl Playing Cards


An asortment of the beautiful Vivid Girls. A Different Girl on every card! Naked and in sexy poses!

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Ring Of Xtasy


Super Stretch Silicone !! Mega Powered!! "Pleasure for both of you!!! Come's With 2 sets Of Batteries!!!

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Inflatable Party Doll Lifesize


Invite John or Judy to your next Party!

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Seymore Butts Ass-tray


Stick you buttin this butt, and extinguish your cherry where the sun don't shine. This cigarette receptacle is not just a piece of ass, it's a fine smoking accessory that will have you blowing smoke rings of delight.

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Mr. Limpy Blue (Med)


Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I'm under a lot of stress lately... The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr. Limpy are limitles

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Randy the Raccoon


I'm pesky and clever, A rascal indeed, I'm "Randy" Raccoon, And I've got just what you need! These plush creations are grown up toys of the finest quality that take a humorous swipe at the collecitble bean bag frenzy. These adorable, well-endowed animals are 9" tall and come complete with a swing tag and a naughty character poem.

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Walking Koochie


Walking Koochie Wind up Toy is a must for bachelor parties!

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Moist Lite Keychain


For Romance on the Run. Water based lubricant.

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Wildfire Wedding Night Kit


A romantic collection for wedding night bliss. Featuring a 7 inch body massager, a two fl. oz. bottle of jasmine massage oil, a two fl. oz. bottle of honeysuckle flavor luscious lotion, a two fl. oz. bottle of peach bubble bath, and four sensual bath beads. Massager uses two

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Gummy Boobs


Get a taste of our suculent soft and bouncy Gummy Boobs. We have several great flavors for your taste buds to enjoy!!!

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Rubber Ball Gag


Don't talk with your mouth full!

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Cousin Stevie's Fuckin' Vibe


Rotates & wiggles. Powerful Multi-Speed Vibrations.

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The New Mini Tongue


The New Mini Tongue by Lady Calston, is just over 5 inches of incredible real life movement that duplicates Oral Sex with exquisite perfection! The sweet licking motion provides endless and tireless rhythm...And the tip is made from our famous lifelike silicone Trueskin! Mini Tongue Features: 5 Inch Travel Size ,Silicon Trueskin Tip, Vibrating Plug-In Bullet,3 Incredible Speeds.Uses 2 'AAA' Size Batteries (not included) Click here for Batteries

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Candy G-String


Candy G-String - Sweet & Sexy! The candy necklace of your childhood gets an erotic upgrade with this super-sweet and super-sexy Candy Lingerie. Slip it on and let a lucky someone eat it off! Yummy! One size fits most!

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Jac Off


Super Stretchy Textured Silicone Pad. Indulge in the Pleasures of a Jac-Off!

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Seymore Butts Tushy Paper


Go ahead and let Seymore wipe your ass!

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Devinn Lane's Ball Gag


Penis shaped ball gag made of jelly soft Crystalessence

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Leather Chasity Belt (6090)


Great For Long Trips and Reunions! (Or A Bachelor/Bachelorette/Gag Gift) Being Chaste Has Never Been Easier! Do you want to "put it away" until that certain someone comes home? Or perhaps someone needs extra help saying "no"? Look no further--this fully functional black leather belt locks up a woman

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Seymore Gets Some Tushy Wind Up


Wind him up and cum right along with Seymore Butts as he takes his Tushy Girl where the Sun Don't Shine!

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Bachelorette Party Penis Straws 3-Pack


Great way to lighten any girls drink at the party... A true Favorite!

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PePe the Pig


I'm PePe the Pig, I couldn't be cleaner, I only get dirty, When it comes to my weiner! These plush creations are grown up toys of the finest quality that take a humorous swipe at the collecitble bean bag frenzy. These adorable, well-endowed animals are 9" tall and come complete with a swing tag and a naughty character poem.

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Vibrating Lipstick - Pink

Ultra-chic mini massager incogn to as a prim and proper cosmetic essential. Pop it in your purse and who know when you'll have a risque impromptu encounter!

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